Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Ten reasons why CAD (computer-aided design) is not a religion *

 * Assuming you are a Jew and a man because:
A. My acquaintance with other religions is insufficient
B. In my experience, women do not need an explanation that CAD is not a religion

1. When you want to switch to another CAD system, no one will ask you to cut a piece from yours...

2. When you want to save a file, you do not need to gather ten people per action

3. When your computer reaches the age of 13, this is really not a reason to celebrate

4. CAD does not care if, instead of pairing a screw to drill, you prefer to pair a screw to a screw

5. When you use CAD, God is called the IT Manager, and he is much less friendly and attentive than the one sitting in the sky

6. Your CAD system does not care if you use a foreign CAD system (as long as you do not bring foreign files home)

7. In religion, you only need to boot once a year

8. A CAD system does not make you fat on holidays

9. It is not customary to kiss the screen every time you open the computer,

10. A simple software upgrade will solve the problem of different versions hating each other


Of course, if you use my CAD system, I have ten excellent and convincing reasons that CAD is really but really a religion.

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